Younger Sister Band T-shirts now available!
100% percent sweat-shop free

Men's sizes:
S, M, L, XL

photos by Sabrina Asch
Women's sizes:
S, M, L

Here is how to order:
  1. Get a job and earn 15.00 dollars
  2. Email theyoungersisterband@yahoo.com
  3. Follow the instructions you receive to send $15 to the band
  4. Do not read quantum physics! Keep believing in Newtonian cause and effect and the logical progress of space and time. Within two weeks a T-Shirt will arrive.
  5. This shirt had been infused with magical powers. Doing yoga in your shirt will increase it's power tenfold.
  6. Wear your shirt to your new job. When people ask what it means, say "It is depicting the end of the Kali Yuga of ignorance, as fortold by Brooklyn Honky-tonk."


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